Episode 93: Nobody Likes You, Florida State, Carson Beck Tells Jackson Arnold The Tale Of How Cursed Jordan-Hare Really Is, Paul Finebaum Wants To Fire Lincoln Riley Yesterday

Florida State is going to need a miracle, or a total ACC collapse, to be able to join either the Big Ten or the SEC.

While nobody likes the Seminoles, Carson Beck foretold the story of the Stadium of the Damned, better known as Jordan-Hare to those like Jackson Arnold, who are not in the know just yet. At the end of another lost highway, but sure to hit Texas with a good, old-fashioned Horns Down, because that is allowed in the SEC.

As Paul Finebaum wants to be done with ole what's his face Lincoln Riley, wake me up when September begins. Cody Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) might be on holiday, but John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) will walk a lonely road, the only one that he has ever known, for the sake of your entertainment.

False Start is the brain child of two American idiots anyway, so enjoy the blonde-haired one like Mike Dirnt flying solo like a cup while pumping gas at an Allsup's. Buhler had the time of his life doing this episode, but he's got a Frank Reich brain stew going now, baby! I have no belief in this walking contradiction of a man...